Half Past Ted
Ted’s good at taking lives, but he’s not very good at living his own. He “owns” a castle in Scotland, drinks too much, and seems to hate the human race. Ted is The Grim Reaper, and he’s tired of his job. One day he tells the boss – God – that he’s going on strike, daring Him to do something about it. “Let ‘em pile up,” Ted says.
But God has other plans for Ted, and so does the devil. The devil wagers God that he can get Ted to commit murder, and thus win his eternal so... [Read More...]