Category: Humor & Entertainment

The Princess and the Plumber in Beast to Beauty

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep, like Sleeping Beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day she wastes away while t... [Read More...]

Free: Mama Said

Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you need this book! So many people are moving to the South every day, and to fit in, or at least understand us, you need to learn how to talk right. Mama Said is a fun and fascinating look at Sout... [Read More...]

Tales of American Idiocy

America has entered an Age of Idiocy. Worse, few Americans realize it. It is with this sad and somewhat humorous reality in mind that I wrote this book. I hope that by reframing American Idiocy using the animal kingdom and the supernatural realm, I might help wake America from the mass formation psychosis in which she has found herself and lead her back to wisdom and freedom. $5.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Crime and Pun-ishment

Barry Lagger is a villain of the old school. In 1996 he planned the crime of the century. Stealing the Sultan’s diamond from the world -famous Archibald gallery. Unfortunately he got caught. Twenty five years later and Lagger is up for parole. He’s desperate, his daughter is getting married and he simply has to be there. When parole is denied, Lagger knows he has to escape. And so begins a desperate race to reach his daughter’s wedding in time. The problem is, somehow Lagger h... [Read More...]

Free: Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids

Interesting Facts for Intelligent Kids is a collection of Mind-Blowing and Fun Facts for young readers who are curious to learn new stuff and willing to find answers about the world around us. This book covers a wide range of subjects, including the world’s fastest animals, the deepest oceans, and the tallest trees, as well as the wonders of nature and science. Free on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: The Royal Riposte

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely? We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, upcoming biographies and documentaries. So what if Oprah gave William and Kate the opportunity to tell their sides of the story and – against all the odds – they agreed? The Royal Riposte series are the fictional transcripts of... [Read More...]

Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness – A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments

Is math holding you back from becoming a poker champion? If yes, you’re not alone. Even seasoned pros can find the calculations and strategies behind poker intimidating at first! But don’t worry – we’ve got your back. If I told you that poker math is actually quite simple, would you believe me? This book has all the information any aspiring or professional poker player needs to master those tricky numbers, break down game theory strategies, and ultimately create winning ... [Read More...]

Something Scandalous, Treacherous, and Black

You are gathered here today to witness the scandalous union of Paige and Joshua. The only problem is Paige is still in love with Leo, her college sweetheart, and Joshua has been sleeping with Joey, the best man. Unknown to the couple, Joey plans to sabotage the wedding because he is in love with Joshua. To further complicate things, Chelsea, their new wedding planner, wants to humiliate Paige to get back at her for their messy past with Leo. Paige and Joshua are friends; more than that, they ar... [Read More...]