How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you: How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money And much, much mor... [Read More...]

Free: Chips of Red Paint

Shaken by a frightening premonition from a mysterious neighbor, Brian Haynes, believing he has contributed to the death of his grandmother’s housekeeper, runs away from home with his best friend, Charlie. Aided by their friend Stephanie, the two boys find refuge with an old man living a hermit’s life on a nearby knob. But it all comes to a terrifying climax one day when Charlie steps inside an abandoned, rusty truck and closes the door. Here begins a struggle between life and death.... [Read More...]

Beyond The Cage

Cameron “KO” Jackson is a gorgeous distraction I don’t need, and can’t help but want. I know I should stay away from the violent MMA fighter. However, he’s nothing but gentle with me. One kiss turned my brain to mush. I’m falling deeper into his spell, and all without him uttering a single word. He doesn’t talk. There’s no rhyme or reason behind it. He acknowledges he can, he just…doesn’t. As much as I’d love to hear the sound of... [Read More...]